His Royal-Archiness, King of Tinsel-ville (wearing the royal tinsel), sends his greetings to his loyal subjects & reminds them that it is their solemn duty to use as much tinsel as they possibly can when decorating their homes & businesses.
He would also like to add that there is no need to actually be solemn during this process - high spirits, laughter & even singing (especially of carols) is acceptable.
that is all.
